Thursday, January 26, 2012

grindr douches


I've never used this.... service.. myself but I a visiting friend does and showed me the incredible world of douche bags only 300 feet from my current location. So I goggles grinder douche and there's a site for that!

douchebags of grindr


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Monday, December 19, 2011

VICE Guide to North Korea

Hey! A dead dictator for my birthday! Thanks!



Vice Guide to Travel shows this scintillating culture in all its glory.
Just kiddin'!


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Saturday, May 21, 2011

My Day of Judgement Billboard

Done today. Click for bigger, obviously.



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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Lysette




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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

You GO Takei !!!!




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Saturday, October 23, 2010

ha




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Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Snake.

A comedy about a guy who joins a body image help group under false pretenses to pursue a bulimic girl after his buddies tell him a normal sized girl he was hitting on was too fat. Dark, funny douchery; the character exploits the bulimia, but the film does not. All the nobodies in it perform their asses off. Oh yeah HE'S A DOUCHE!


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Monday, October 11, 2010

Son of a.............!


Douchebag - the movie


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Monday, September 27, 2010

doucheneighbor


I have had to put up with this creep for years - he lives next door and talks on his cel phone in the back parking area, so all the surrounding buildings can hear his "important" calls. I think he's in one of those "music sales marketing" jobs you see advertised on craiglist ... and probably most of the time there's no one on the other end. Once I heard him beg for his job! It was great. Having had enough, I yelled, "Ha, ha! Douchebag!" People yell out the windows at him.

At one point he had a dog and naturally left dogshit all over. I guess his ghetto reception has gotten worse or the tenants have finally taken up arms against him, because he's now parading up and down the sidewalk in his socks, making his loud, "important calls." I made sure to let him know I was taking his picture so he felt super-important.

I'm so glad I'm moving.


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Friday, September 24, 2010

Mother Douche




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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

From My Wee Lad

Sent by phonecam from him this AM: "Woah! the jerkoff store called: paul jr designs signature grill covers are once again in stock!"


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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Joaquin Phoenix 'I'm Still Here' Trailer (VIDEO)


yech
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost


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Saturday, July 3, 2010

Doucheboat - it's a noun

A male character or celebrity who is undeniably attractive, despite possessing an abhorrent personality.

Origin: Coined many moons ago in the EW offices by Idolatry‘s own Kristen Baldwin, and kept alive by News & Notes editor Meeta Agrawal, this jaunty combination of the words “douche” and “dreamboat” once again surfaced during today’s EW morning meeting.

Sample sentence: Bradley Cooper has perfected the doucheboat role in Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You, and The Hangover, but when it comes to TV, Josh Hopkins’ work on Cougar Town and Brothers & Sisters is the gold standard.


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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

American Apparel


With years of their racist, sexist, and whatever other shady practices (that many American companies use to place the fear of God into their employees) remember this - bankruptcy is right around the corner.


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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Weredouche

Yes!



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