and saw this ad:......
and lo, I was sore amazed:
It appears someone's 'avin' a larf wi' these eye-talians.......
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Amazing Ad
Got this month's W .....
and saw this ad:......
and lo, I was sore amazed:
It appears someone's 'avin' a larf wi' these eye-talians.......
and saw this ad:......
and lo, I was sore amazed:
It appears someone's 'avin' a larf wi' these eye-talians.......
Monday, September 28, 2009
Somebody's Gotta Do It: Polanski
Yes. I am the closet square who doesn't think it's cool to - ahhh, lemme just quote the Guardian: "Roman Polanski's case in 1977 surely has to be the high-water mark of Hollywood Babylon: an abysmally shaming offence – sexually molesting a 13-year-old girl who had been plied with champagne and Quaaludes – for which Polanski effectively forfeited the public sympathy he'd earned after his wife Sharon Tate was murdered in 1969 by the Charles Manson gang."
...and from everything I've read that "molestation" was vaginal and anal rape.
So, for all the 13-year-old girls out there, all the girls that I was friends with when I was 13, my daughters, my wife when she was 13 (I didn't know her then, but I still wouldn't have wanted this to happen to her), for all the 13 year old girls still living in the memories of the women I'm friends with now, Roman Polanski's a douchebag.
Conversely, if you, when you were thirteen, wanted a 44 year old man to give you booze and ludes and rape you, please feel free to disinclude yourself.
Oh and stuff the "age of consent in many countries" BS.
Lastly, if he stands trial and is found innocent, then I'll do a DBONDB post just for The Ninth Gate - haw!
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Pass the Plunger, It's Full of Shit
Jason Hawes and his fellow Roto Rooter plumber Grant Wilson were once just ordinary working joes (Joe the Plumbers?) living in Rhode Island with a ghost-hunting hobby. Then they became TV stars -- or should I say "reality TV stars" where there is very little reality on display. Their show Ghost Hunters is a hit - and even spawned a spinoff for Sci Fi network: Ghost Hunters International. On that show, the investigators speak to the ghosts of the centuries-old dead in English despite being in Germany, Prague or Mexico. wow.What makes him a douche?
Jason and his buddy Grant took their TV/dvd money and invested in an old New Hampshire INN that they featured on their show (ofcourse they said it was supposedly haunted too).
So, they are now B&B owners - and hold paranormal ghost hunting boot camps there and Halloween parties.
Jason also now wears a hoodie promoting his Spaulding Inn - with big lettering that can be easily read on night vision camera -- during episodes of Ghost Hunters.
Nothing like milking your celebrity to exploit gullible ghost hunter geeks with disposable income.
Know who else is a douche?
The CEO who decided to change the spelling of the network to a retard-friendly more phonetic: SY FY.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Flickr's Admins are Douchebags
Especially the one named "Terrence." I got reported as having "moderate" content. Gee, could it have been Jayne Mansfield's boob hanging out over Sophia Loren? Blaze Starr's bum? Try getting out of "moderate" status on Flickr. It means you can't post to groups (my favorites being "spelling mistakes" and of course, "hair curler fetish," and "vintage big hair.") Also, if anyone wanted to look at my stuff, they had to agree to look "outside of their special safe search." Oooh! After I announced my persecution, I was emailed by several flickerites who were in the same boat. This one fella seemed to be the biggest Flickr nazi, taking it upon himself to go through collection after collection. He even told a pal of mine that his collection of antique photos weren't OK to post "because he didn't take them."
I won't bore you with the entire email exchange, but here was my last communication: I just deleted my account and you are the reason. Goodbye.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Kanye West Is Such A Douchebag
Kanye West is definitely a douchebag. I'm sure most of you probably know by now what he did at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. I think his actions certainly explain why I and many others think he's a douchebag. My mom and sister are furious over what he did to Taylor Shift during her acceptance speech. The dude should be ashamed of himself.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Jon Crowley Is A Douchebag
Need proof? Check out the site for Jon Crowley. There's a lot of douchebags working in tv, but you know it's bad when you're at a lunch filled with people in all stratas of tv production and the one "I'll never work with ___ again," name that comes up over and over is this guy's. His tactics include: firing the messenger who doesn't bring him the clips/scripts/fill in the blanks that he wants, hogging the food/heater/chairs on shoots, and of course, taking the credit and shifting the blame. He's now at "TruTv" in NY, but we're sure he'll move on, because that's his MO. Oh, he also likes to fire people right before a holiday, after all the rest of the staff have left. He's a class act. He loves to tell his staff he was raised by nannies, which may explain his hatred of women.
He looks like Victor Buono, too. Nice guy. And here's some of his high class "productions."
Maybe I shouldn't pick on Victor Buono like that. lol
He looks like Victor Buono, too. Nice guy. And here's some of his high class "productions."
Maybe I shouldn't pick on Victor Buono like that. lol
Saturday, September 12, 2009
The Douchebag Weatherman
Mark Thompson is one annoying douchebag. Blasting bad music while dancing in front of the map, he blocks the temperatures so you can't see before he flails into the camera. He'll even beg you to follow him on Twitter. Ugh.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Douches Who Drive
Case in point: this d-bag, who cut in front me (without signalling, naturally.) What does his license plate read? "MUSEC" which I'm guessing is supposed to mean "music" and he couldn't get it so he settled. Oh, and that's a "fight terrorism" with a 9/11 twin towers logo on the plate, too. Nice. This douche from Virginia drove all the way to LA in his Suzuki just to prove that LA drivers aren't the worst of all, because he was too busy either checking his GPS, texting, or listening to his "MUSEC" to pay attention to the road. Good job fighting terrorism, douchebag.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Michael Duvall is a douchebag of epic proportions
Oh man. And not only because he looks like one.
Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail. Duvall's sophomoric braggadocio, of course, was picked up by the microphone in front of him, and wound up on a tape for the legislature's in-house TV station. Read the rest here.
Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail. Duvall's sophomoric braggadocio, of course, was picked up by the microphone in front of him, and wound up on a tape for the legislature's in-house TV station. Read the rest here.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Hey! A Guide For All
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Spade Cooley
Old ground for me as well. Beat his wife to death. This one's a twofer: I'm also posting it here
Shame on You....
This one's from a full length Stooges (the right kind - with Curly!) Rockin' in the Rockies
Shame on You....
This one's from a full length Stooges (the right kind - with Curly!) Rockin' in the Rockies
The Douchebag Club
Friday, September 4, 2009
No Parking on the Dancefloor
If an eatery has a parking lot where another parked patron has parked carelessly (overlapping the painted parking lines, parking a massive beast of a vehicle in a space marked compact car, etc.) making it difficult for you yourself to park, do you:
a.) move your vehicle to an alternate parking spot (the street or the empty parking lot directly across from the eatery)?
b.) give up and drive to another house of grub?
c.) squeeze your modern day V.W. convertible Beetle into a space that is half of a parking space, half of the patio where diners sit eating, "watching" their rambunctious toddlers, and mingling?
The parking space at this joint is odd and tight.
modern V.W. Beetle parked on the rocks. Owner of V.W. is a retard.
So I now ask you to decided - douchebag or no douchebag?
a.) move your vehicle to an alternate parking spot (the street or the empty parking lot directly across from the eatery)?
b.) give up and drive to another house of grub?
c.) squeeze your modern day V.W. convertible Beetle into a space that is half of a parking space, half of the patio where diners sit eating, "watching" their rambunctious toddlers, and mingling?
The parking space at this joint is odd and tight.
modern V.W. Beetle parked on the rocks. Owner of V.W. is a retard.So I now ask you to decided - douchebag or no douchebag?
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
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